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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:51
No go.
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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No way
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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